The host will be happy to seat you now…
In our special chair reserved for fanatical spew-mongers
Duff-mouth demagogue (“some refer to him as Virginian State Senator”) Stephen H. Martin, who apparently thinks oratorical douchbaggery is tax deductible, recently referred to a pregnant woman as just a “host“ for a fetus. Martin’s misogynist disgorgement thoughtful reflection came in response to his receiving a card from a reproductive rights group asking him to protect reproductive health options in his state.
“… once a child does exist in your womb, I’m not going to assume a right to kill it just because the child’s host (some refer to them as mothers) doesn’t want it.”
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Stand back – I’m going to try science
Thanks to the data obtained by the Kepler space telescope, NASA announced the discovery of 715 new planets outside of our solar system. This discovery almost doubles the number of known planets! Such a finding is worthy of doing the Happy Dance, for oh-so many reasons, including the fact that these planets are going to need identification. In other words, they are going to be named.
The planets’ ids will be assigned by the International Astronomical Union, aka The Organization That Does Such Things When It Comes To Objects d’ Cosmos. Most of the planets will probably be assigned numbers, noting distance from or proximity to stars and other objects. But I want them to have names. The magnanimous part of me hopes that NASA and the IAU realize the PR potential of holding 715 planet-naming contests, which could be a boon for sparking the-universe-is-cool-let’s-study-it interest among schoolchildren. Another part of me wants to name them. By myself.
Really, NASA, I want to name those planets. I want to give them names of heavenly bodies (sorry) popular during the 1950s, for some reason. I want to name them all Jayne, Marilyn, and Betty Lou. If you still want to assign numbers, we can work that out. Betty Lou M31, Betty Lou M51…. 
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My dear Swenadian  friend SS called to let me know she lost her mother last night. With true Canadian affection and style, SS always referred to her mother as her “Mum.” Mum was 90 years old and had been battling round three of pneumonia, which is no picnic at any age but especially vexing to someone also afflicted with ALS . SS’s mum died in her sleep – the kind of passing we all wish for, eh?
The mums are for SS, and memories of her Mum.
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Coming attractions: March 5 is World Read Aloud Day . WRAD is the brainchild of LitWorld, a nonprofit organization promoting…wait for it…worldwide literacy. 
The purpose of WRAD is to “call worldwide attention to the importance of reading aloud and sharing stories.” I and other writers will be celebrating WRAD by making a video/audio “visit” to classrooms. Thanks to a certain software applications (rhymes with “hype” – this is not a commercial endorsement), I’ll be reading excerpts from The Mighty Quinn to two classrooms: one in Seattle and one in Pakistan.
I have fond memories of being read to, and hope that you do as well. Mrs. Solomon, my 3rd grade teacher, read the Winnie the Pooh books to her class every day, for fifteen minutes, following lunch recess (and ever since then, I cannot hear any version of Eeyore with substituting her voice).
I remember derisive snorts from a few classmates when our 7th grade social studies teacher announced she would open the class by reading to us.  Every day, she read aloud one chapter of Johnny Tremain. The skeptics soon changed their tune, from, “I’m sure, reading aloud to us, like we’re third graders,” to, “Don’t leave us hanging – please go on to the next chapter!”
Next Wednesday, March 5, find your favorite read-aloud-book and a willing audience. If no such audience is to be found, you have my permission to annoy delight and entertain strangers at a bus stop or coffee house or other public venues by reading aloud – to yourself, if not to them. Simply remove a book from your coat pocket, backpack or purse, and softly but enthusiastically, go for it.
Here is Edward Bear, coming down the stairs now, bump bump bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin…. .
And, of course, let the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
 Five paragraphs without a footnote? This is wrong, just wrong.
 Canadian, married to a Swede.
 Or, is it an organization promoting worldwide arson? Touch call, given the moniker.
 Move along, no footnote here to see, folks. Stay behind the tape and move along.