Today’s theme – broadly interpreted (by this broad) – is Arts and Literature
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Department of Things I Am Not Afraid to Confess
“Carefully orchestrated pandiculations follow a routine: Lips part, the tongue hunkers down, and muscles in the face, mouth and diaphragm engage as the head tilts back.”
(Laura Sanders, Science News, May 7, 2011)
I am a pandiculator; that is, I am one who pandiculates. And it has nothing to do with fantasizing after watching a certain Daniel Day-Lewis movie. 
You want to pandiculate. Admit it. And you already (probably) do, and don’t realize it.
Your cat pandiculates (just as you’ve always suspected), and so does your dog and your hamster. Your snake? Well, that might be stretching it (rim shot!).
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Blast From the Past: The Domes Live On
“The trill of panpipes from a yurt wafted across the mulch hillocks of the Domes, a 1970s experiment in communal housing in which students live in igloo-like fiberglass domes….”
Thus begins Wednesday’s New York Times article about The Domes at UC Davis. I was surprised and pleased to see the article; I had no idea the domes still existed.
I was not a Dom-ie during my UC Davis years. My on-campus housing situation consisted of spending four quarters on the legendary 3rd Floor of Bixby,  one of the campus’ high rise dorms. I had an acquaintance who lived in the Domes, and visited her there, once. Although I admired the concept of the Domes I loathed the name students gave the complex (“Baggins End”). 
Still, they were – they are – kinda cute.
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Department of Theatrical Plays You Must See
We licked postage stamps…
we didn’t have answering machines, you had to call people back!
No one was more surprised than moiself to find moiself tearing up at a Christopher Durang comedy. Specifically, during Act 2 of Portland Center Stage’s production of Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike.
Vanya’s poignant, digressive tirade – prefaced by the apology/declaration Boomers feel is necessary when expressing a longing for something from our past – contained two comments/observations that made me catch my breath in recognition and sadness. I found myself mourning the validity of Vanya’s comments, then, an hour or so later I wondered, does even recognizing the validity of those comments mean that I’ve gotten old?
I’m NOT a conservative!… But there are things I miss about the past.
We have no shared memories anymore!
Regarding the latter, I realize that you can’t miss what you’ve never had. Nevertheless, I’ve tried to explain to my (now young adult) children the collective consciousness of popular culture that arose from the post WWII era, that began to fade with the advent of cable TV, and that no longer seems possible in these days of 24 hour broadcasts of 758 channels (not to mention the plethora of internet media outlets). Sure, many of the shows were lousy or just plain dull. But we all watched them, and thus had the same references. We all watched the same lousy shows.
During the play I was seated next to two lovely  gentlemen, and struck up a conversation with them after the final curtain. One of them has extensive experience in the performing arts and writes reviews of regional theatrical productions. If you like live theatre,  check out his blog, DennisSparksReviews.
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Department of, But, Really
Content warning: seriously petty snark ahead.
A known photo-phobic such as moiself has no right to criticize the unattractiveness of another person’s publicity shot. That said, guess what I’m about to do?
It’s like this. I assume that when a musical group is taking or posing for a promo shot, they want to look “good,” whatever that entails for …well, for their individual egos, for the image the band is trying to project, for the fan base to which they are trying to appeal, their musical genre, etc. The elements that make for an “attractive” picture for The Dead Kennedys  …
…likely are significantly different than those of the promo shots commissioned by The Portland Cello Project.
Different strokes – yep. I get that.
Still… I could search the universe of inhabitable planets, other worlds, other species, both virtual and speculative, and it is hard to imagine that I would find a sentient being with a more homely, less attractive hairstyle and overall “look” than that borne by the sole female member of The Decemberists,  who is featured front and center in the band’s just shoot me now I can’t believe someone approved this shot photo on the cover of The Oregonian’s arts & entertainment section last Friday.
The male members of the band fare a smidge better, if you go for the Awkward and Slightly Bored Bohemian Accounts Payable Clerk ® mode. As for the lady boho, nothing says Hipper-than-Thou-Indie-folk-rock-Darlings like musicians who project all the free spirit vibe of a runner-up to the Miss 1919 Frumpy Librarian contest crossed with your dowdy Aunt Erva’s it’s-five-o’clock-where’s-my-Jim-Beam-tumbler sneer.
I’m trying to think of an excuse. Was there no one there to look through the photographer’s lens and say, whoa, Betty!? Friends don’t let friends photograph drunk.
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Department of But What Matters in the End Has Nothing To Do With Your Hair
Aka, Books You Must Read
Atul Gawande’s Being Mortal: Medicine and What Matters in the End
After reading this amazing, absorbing, provocative, compassionate, thought-provoking book, a certain thought kept coming to my mind:
When it comes to end of life medical care, safety – rather, the concern over/illusion of safety – is the enemy of happiness and purpose.
Anyone who has older friends and family members – or friends and family of any age who are facing mortal illness – should read this book. You who will, one day sooner or later, be older and in more frail health than you are today – you should read this book.
I think that covers it.
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☼ K Explains It All ☼
“Do you know what this is?” I asked my son.
K had entered my office, attracted and bemused by the danger!-explosion!-chase!–pow!-kablooey! coming from my computer screen. I’d clicked on a video posted on a friend’s FB page – a trailer for an upcoming movie I’d never heard of, based on a book I’d never read.
“It’s like the Hunger Games, only shitty,” K sneered. “Another YA book about another dystopian future, where everyone is evil or in peril until they are saved by the one special snowflake character.”
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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May your special snowflake be there when it matters (packing serious heat, of course, and a fetching hipster hairdo), and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
 Third floor Bixby had groupies – students living on other floors of Bixby, or even from other dorms, who came to our floor to hang out because we were way too much fun.
 There seemed to be no escaping Tolkien references in the late ’70s, which was torture for those of us who found the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings books and their cultish fans to be an interminable, that’s-so-junior-high snooze fest.
 I adore being able to accurately describe someone in that way. I’m using my Masterpiece Theatre typing accent, in case you didn’t notice.
 And if you don’t, you should. No pandiculating required.
 Whatever happened to Jello Biafra, one of the great band member names of all time?
 Some of their songs I live very much, as much as I loathe the Portland Special Darling status they have acquired with some local critics (a status certain members of the band seem to take seriously) .