Happy Half Birthday to MH!
Yes, we celebrate such things.
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Last week I saw the proverbial Woman Who Went Out In Public Wearing A Housecoat And Slippers, And With Her Hair In Curlers ® . She didn’t even bother to wear a hat or a scarf to cover the curlers – I didn’t know that there were women who still wore hair curlers, or that such curlers are still being made. They seem like such a childhood remnant, of Something Old People Did.
This public place was a grocery story. Now, I’m not exactly known for my vanity (read: for having much about which I could be vain), but I can’t imagine what would prompt me to leave the house, looking/dressed like that.  As I walked behind her I realized that there was something worse than walking around in public dressed in a tatty house-thingy and curlers, and that thing is this: I felt an urge to whip out my phone and snap a picture of her.
All together now: Bad, non-compassionate person.
I was able to restrain my photo-urge, in part because I began to wonder about how the word proverbial; specifically, how it came to mean something so well known as to be stereotypical…along with its original meaning, which is something related to a reference in a proverb.
Have you read any of the biblical proverbs lately – as in, from the book of Proverbs? Some seriously wacky shit fun stuff.
19:24 A slothful man hideth his hand in his bosom, and will not so much as bring it to his mouth again.
(not sure what this particular piece of whackadoodery means, but it’s fun because, bosom.)
20:8 A king that sitteth in the throne of judgment scattereth away all evil with his eyes.
(Those are, like, some serious laser eyes).
(22:15) “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.”
(Beating kids will make ’em less foolish. What time is it – have you beaten your child today?)
26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
(Well yeah, there’s that.)
(28:5) “They that seek the LORD understand all things.”
(which explains the glut of Fundamentalist preacher Rhodes Scholars and Nobel Prize-winning scientists.)
The Department of Graceful Segues has failed me. There’s just no way out of this one, except for an inspirational visit from the Farting Preacher.
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Department of Someone It Would Be Easy To Hate Because He’s so Fucking Talented in So Many Areas But Damned If He Isn’tThey Also Wise and Compassionate and Funny and Self-Effacing and….
…and doesn’t take himself too seriously, as per this photo of him rapping in a college talent show.
That would be Jim Yong Kim, M.D., Ph.D., Korean-born American physician-anthropologist-Dartmouth College President, World Health Organization AIDS Dept. Director, MacArthur Fellows Genuis Award Winner, head of the World Bank, who just likes to show up at my house every so often for tea and conversation about the world’s problems was featured guest on a recent Freakonomics radio show.
And he probably makes his own bread from scratch.
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Department of Spontaneous Trips to Tacoma
Because when you are doing one of the Portland Hill Walks with your husband on a late Sunday morning and your nineteen year old daughter texts you from college, saying she misses seeing her parents and would you consider making a “day trip” up to see her..
You gotta go, if you can.
I’d forgotten that the following day was a holiday, for MH at least (our offspring, K and Belle, did not have a day off from classes, nor did the rest of the students at the University of Puget Sound). MH remembered this, and said that if we really wanted to be spontaneous…. One point five hours later we’d returned home, thrown overnight necessities into dufflebags and were headed north on I-5, MH driving while I tried to make last minute cat-house-sitting arrangements,  procure overnight lodging, and coordinate Belle and K joining us for dinner that evening.
It turned out to be a whirlwind, great trip,  fantastic, spring-teaser weather, and a bonus parental reassurance of seeing our daughter with her wrist cast  and noting that everything is going to be fine.
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Gung Hay Fat Choy!
Happy Chinese New Year –– to my sister-in-law, JP, and to all Chinese-Americans, and Happy Lunar New Year to all Asian Americans.
The Lunar calendar designates 2015 as the Year of the Goat…or sheep or ram. There seems to be some disagreement as to the interpretation of the Chinese character yang, which can be translated to mean goat, sheep or ram in English.
Because of K & Belle’s years of ZooTeens work at the Oregon Zoo, our family has learned about and become fond of goats. Thus, I will take the liberty of wishing everyone a Happy Year of the (cute screaming baby) Goat.
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Belated Valentine’s greetings to everyone, in the form of this delightful, Darwin-inspired love song, It’s Only Natural, written by the Freedom From Religion Foundation’s co-president Dan Barker  and performed by singer Susan Hofer.
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May you enjoy what comes naturally, and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
 An emergency of some kind – you wouldn’t find me in a Safeway.
 He has multiple degrees, from both Brown and Harvard, of course.
 The amazing LAH to the rescue, once again!
 Although note to young people: there’s no such thing, for your decrepit parents at least, as a “day trip” that involves a 3.5 hour drive one way, which means a 3.5 hour return drive.
 Injury noted in last week’s blog post, Student vs. Brick Wall.
 Barker is a pianist and composer with over 200 published songs, and still receives royalties for Vacation Bible School musicals he wrote back in the ’70s when he was an evangelical Christian pastor (“Mary Had a Little Lamb” and “His Fleece Was White As Snow” )…royalties he now donates to Freethought causes.