Department Of Spoiler Alerts
* Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
* Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
* We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
* Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
* Here’s looking at you, kid.
After seeing Poor Things last weekend, I have a nominee to add to the list of the American Film Institute’s best/classic movie quotes:
“I must go punch that baby.”
And on the subject of movies, have y’all seen the nominees for the 2024 Best Picture Oscar? One of the best lists in years, moiself thinks. I’ve seen eight of the ten films that are nominated…
֍ American Fiction
֍ Anatomy Of A Fall
֍ Barbie
֍ The Holdovers
֍ Killers Of The Flower Moon
֍ Maestro
֍ Oppenheimer
֍ Past Lives
֍ Poor Things
֍ The Zone Of Interest
My favorite fellow movie lover, daughter Belle, was eager to know what I thought of Poor Things, which she’d highly recommended. Here’s part of our text-versation early Sunday afternoon, as MH and I exited the theater after having seen Poor Things.
Moiself:
I must go punch that baby!
Belle:
I laughed out loud in the theater when she said that line.
Moiself:
So did we – for several minutes.
Belle:
I was wondering if I should warn you guys about the gratuitous amount of sex scenes. But hey, you’re adults too (haha).
Moiself:
They were mostly just funny.
Belle:
I agree, the whorehouse scenes were practically comical.
Moiself:
I like the fromage joke she told. That’s something I would do.
I mean telling a joke about cheese, not working in a whorehouse.
Now I don’t know what to root for, for Best Picture…the strongest category the Oscars have had in years, I believe.
Belle:
Yes!
I decided to catch up on Oscar noms today. I finished watching Anatomy (of a Fall) maybe 30 minutes ago, and I’m gonna watch The Holdovers later this afternoon.
Moiself:
I’ve been wanting to watch Anatomy but can’t find a time when MH will agree to it because he thinks it’ll be depressing…just like he can’t find a time for me to watch Killers of the Flower Moon, because more depressing than the subject matter to me is 3 ½ plus hours of watching Leonardo DeCaprio’s pumpkin face.
The Holdovers is really good.
Here’s another nominee that has something to do with Nazis/WWII. I don’t know if I’ll get around to that; there’s been so much done on the subject – done well, of course but still…. Do you know which one I’m talking about? [1]
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Department Of Thanks (Mick & Keith) For The Memory
Dateline: last Saturday, 7:45am-ish, driving with MH to meet son K for breakfast. MH was playing music via his music app’s we-think-you’ll-like-these-songs-because-you-listened-to-these-other-songs playlist via his car radio. [2] The iconic rhythmic intro to Honky Tonk Women rambles through his car’s speakers, providing me with a flashback to one of the few times in my life when my mother said or did something quite uncharacteristic of her.
Dateline: one late Spring evening when I was in high school. [3] For some reason I have the living room all to moiself. Our house’s only decent stereo/radio console is in the living room, and I have the radio on and the volume up, to distract my brain from a boring homework assignment I’ve been putting off.
As whatever station I’ve tuned to begins playing The Rolling Stone’s Honkey Tonk Women, I hear the hallway door open, and my mother enters the living room. She cocks her head to one side as she listens to the song, and begins to snap her fingers to HTW’s instantly-recognizable-to-anyone-under-30 syncopation (hats off to TRS’s stickman extraordinaire, the late great Charlie Watts).
She then declares that HTW would be a great song “…to do a striptease to. You know, like Gypsy Rose Lee?” She begins swaying her hips from side to side, and mimes removing a glove from her left hand, finger by finger, and gestures for me to join her in her…uh…dance. “C’mon, Rob, try it.” [4]
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Lies, lies. More of the same, as in a potpourri of mostly apolitical blurbs. After a week’s worth of not-particularly-surprising-but-nonetheless-depressing news from around the world, moiself feels like taking the blog equivalent of a spa day.
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Department Of Oh, That Poor Kid
Dateline: Tuesday morning 7:58 AM. Nearing the end of my morning constitutional, [5] moiself is walking up a neighborhood street, headed toward home. Approaching me is a girl riding a bicycle. [6] I assume she, like other kids I’ve seen on this street at this time of the day, is headed for the local middle school, which is two blocks behind me. She has curly, shoulder-length, dark brown hair, thick black rimmed eyeglasses and is wearing khaki pants and a red/blue patterned sweater. And she is grinning from ear to ear.
I don’t know how important this message is; my pause is to insert background info:
I vary my morning walks, but most of my routes take me around/near the two schools in my neighborhood (one elementary, one middle school) and several street corners which serve as a stop for the high school busses. If I’m out walking and make eye contact with a person passing by it has been my lifelong habit to briefly greet that person, no matter their age. But in the past few years, I’ve stopped extending a quick good day if the passersby are of student age. This is because 99.5% of the time the Young People Of Today ® never return the greeting, and/or seemed annoyed or embarrassed or even alarmed that an adult is recognizing that they are a fellow traveler in this world. I figure they mostly fail to see me in the first place: they don’t make eye contact; they’re all looking down at their cellphones (the rare one or two who are not screen-mesmerized are still walking with their heads down). Someone over age 30? I’m not on their radar.
BTW, this saying-hi-to-strangers was a custom of mine that one of my college boyfriends found bemusing at first, then alarming, when he realized it was a thing-that-I-do. We were planning a trip to the East Coast for the summer after my graduation, and he’d spent some time exploring The Big Apple with friends when he was in high school. “Please don’t to this when we’re in New York,” he advised me, and told me scary incidents he and his friends had experienced, illustrating how making eye contact with or even acknowledging the presence of strangers was an invitation to get mugged.
Big Smiling Girl’s bike is a beach style contraption with balloon tires; when she is about 50 feet away from me, she stops her attempts to ride it with her hands off the handlebars (the bike was wobbling, quite a bit.) When she’s about 30 feet in front of me she looks directly at me and chirps an enthusiastic, “Good morning!” I return the greeting; as she pedals past me she adds, “How are you doing?” I turn around and reply, “I’m doing well, thanks, and I hope you are, too.”
It was a sweet moment for me, even as I vacillated between stifling both my laughter and my “Oh dear…” reaction. The latter is due to the idea that if junior high is anything like I remember it (and my sources tell me it is, if not worse), this girl, by acknowledging and even initiating an exchange with an adult who is not related to her….oy vey. Why am I so cynical about her likely social standing among her peers?
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Department Of Yet Another Appeal To The NY Times
Gentle Editor of The New York Times game section:
When I open your app on my phone first thing in the morning, and see the game you have chosen to be “on top” (as in, the first game that the app user sees [7] ), please refrain from greeting me, under the play button of the game which you currently have as the top choice (Spelling Bee), with the phrase/warning/admonition/challenge (what is it, BTW?),
You missed yesterday’s game.
Moiself missed nothing. I used to play Spelling Bee, but it’s been over a year since I have, after for the too many-eth time I became irritated by the narrowness of the game’s word curation choice – a petty complaint to you, perhaps, but one that to me is a matter of honor. I’m not coming back.
I greatly enjoy your new word game, Connections, and also Wordle, the mini crossword, and Letter Boxed, as I have written here previously (no need to thank me for the free publicity). Just stop the nagging, OK?
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Freethinkers’ Thought Of The Week [8]
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Parting Shot: I love it when/I hate it when…
Moiself hates it when someone whose job it is to help you can’t or won’t admit that they just don’t know something (or that they are wrong):
Dateline: Monday, 11:30 am shopping at a local sporting goods store for a pair of socks for MH’s half birthday. [9] I’m looking for a certain brand of wool socks. Flipping through the store’s sock selection hanging on the wall by the hiking boots department, I notice that there seems to be no pattern to either the size or brand or color organization of the socks. I keep thinking I’ve found the pair I’m looking for, then see the sizing info on the price tag, which reads, Womens.
A salesperson standing about twenty feet to my left, who has been organizing a sales rack in the adjacent (camping supplies) department, calls out to me, “Are you finding what you’re looking for, ma’am?” I thank him, say that I’ve found the socks, and am now trying “…to find the right size for my husband – men’s sizing. I found one in large, but it’s a women’s large, which is as two sizes smaller than a men’s large, and my husband has big feet.”
“All of our socks use unisex sizing,” he responds.
Hmmm. *Some* of the socks are clearly labeled unisex, with a small chart detailing unisex sizing range, but others are not. “Well…noooo,” I reply, shaking the socks I am holding in my hand. “I need a men’s large; this is a women’s large.”
“Our socks *all* use unisex sizing,” he insists.
I find the pair I’m looking for, and mutter, “Tell that to them,” pointing to three hanging rows of socks clearly marked Womens, as I head to the store’s checkout counter.
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May the world be filled with junior high nerds who freely greet adults;
May you always find the right-sized (and linguistically appropriate) socks;
May you curate your own list of classic movie lines;
…and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
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[1] I think that’s Zone of Interest, which, as of this writing, I still have not seen.
[2] That must be moiself’s record for most vias in a run-on sentence.
[3] Don’t ask what year; I can’t recall, and that detail would neither add to nor detract from the story.
[4] Rob was what my mother called me, until her fourth and last child, my brother Robert (younger than me by 9 ½ years), decided that that nickname was rightfully his.
[5] When I’m feeling particularly jaunty I use words like “constitutional” instead of walk.
[6] Safety-conscious pedestrian that I am, I am walking on the left side of the street, facing oncoming traffic. She is riding with traffic, thus, headed toward moiself.
[7] This varies – which game is featured first – although it seems to have been several weeks if not months that Spelling Bee is first.
[8] “free-think-er n. A person who forms opinions about religion on the basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or established belief. Freethinkers include atheists, agnostics and rationalists.
No one can be a freethinker who demands conformity to a bible, creed, or messiah. To the freethinker, revelation and faith are invalid, and orthodoxy is no guarantee of truth.” Definition courtesy of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ffrf.org
[9] Our family – MH, son K and daughter Belle and I – celebrate our respective birthdays, and half birthdays, thanks to MH (unknowingly) starting the tradition when he and I were dating.