Those seven words are from a Clear + Vivid podcast moiself heard several weeks back. The subject was…many subjects. It’s an episode I can’t find now – which Ifindironic in that one of the episode’s topics was discerning regular/age-related forgetting v. dementia-type forgetting. The podcast’s guest explained why, for example, I can tell you what I had for dinner eight *years* ago on a warm summer evening with my daughter in Paris bistro, but I likely can’t remember what I had for dinner eight weeks (or even days) ago.
There is a science (as in, cognitive strategies) to make meaningful memories at any age. However, as C+V host Alan Alda and his guess discussed, people would rather have the science behind such discoveries lead to a Magic Pill® to boost memory (or anything else). This is because – surprise! – we evolved to be…well…effing lazy. [3]
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Department Of Mark Your Calendars:
“You keep accusing me of blasphemy all of the time,
but I cannot be convicted of a victimless crime.”
First things first: get the silly Old Testament proscriptions out of the way:
Eli, Saul – y ‘all heard? Life is great; nothing’s unclean! Shrimp rolls, anyone?
In the spirit of ecumenicism, a gentle dig at those gentle Zen Buddhists:
Get real, Grasshopper The sound of one hand clapping Sounds just like one clap
I’ll kill two birds with one stone in this swipe at a tenet of many forms of Hinduism
and Buddhism and – wait, make that three birds! – the New Age/past lives crowd:
Reincarnation? Right – get a life! But next time Come back with some proof
And of course, no Blasphemy Day contest would be complete without a California surfer’s
take on the Christian sacrilege that was heliocentric theory:
Telescope; awesome. So, like, we spin around them? Copernicus, dude!
For several years there have been Blasphemy Day t-shirt slogan contests, inspired in part by a United Nations resolution meant to pacify uber-sensitive Islamists. But that resolution was the very reason I took a “why bother/what’s the point?” attitude toward composing a Blasphemy Day slogan (or even haiku) for Islam. I mean, considering the possible reactions, who is going to wear a shirt poking fun at something that mandates death to fun-pokers?
The oft-quoted [7]Robert Ingersoll was one of the most notable orators and speechmakers and civil rights activists of his time (post-Civil War America)…yet few remember him today. Trained as an attorney, ’twas his oratory tours – speaking on topics as wide-ranging as Reconstruction period to Shakespearean literature to religion to science – that made him famous. He was…”the friend of Presidents, literary giants like Mark Twain, captains of industry like Andrew Carnegie, and leading figures in the arts. He was also beloved of reformers like Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Other Americans considered themselves his enemies, (as he bitterly opposed the Religious Right of his day. He was an early popularizer of Charles Darwin and a tireless advocate of science and reason. More, he argued for the rights of women and African-Americans. Ingersoll also praised the virtues of family and fireside. And he practiced what he preached. Contemporary sources say Ingersoll enjoyed almost idyllic contentment in family life. Opponents frequently despaired of finding anything to disparage in his personal life.” [8]
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May you value your daily habits more than your magic pills; May you prize making memories over conserving energy; May your opponents despair of finding anything to disparage in your personal life; …and may the hijinks ensue.
[2] Translation: Nurture once again trumps nature, in that your lifestyle – your daily habits, from what you eat, how much you sleep, how you move through the world) are more impactful on your health and longevity than any magic pill ever will or could.
[3] “We evolved to conserve energy” – sounds more respectable, doesn’t it?
[6] “free-think-er n. A person who forms opinions about religion on the basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or established belief. Freethinkers include atheists, agnostics and rationalists. No one can be a freethinker who demands conformity to a bible, creed, or messiah. To the freethinker, revelation and faith are invalid, and orthodoxy is no guarantee of truth.” Definition courtesy of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ffrf.org
Department Of I’m Not The First Person To Notice This
Lately it seems as if every interaction with business employees – e.g., someone helping me out at a store, or when I’m ordering at a restaurant – the employee comments on my order and/or choice, in superlative terms. Excellentand perfectseem to be the semantic pinnacles du jour.
Client: “I’d like the sides a little shorter than usual.” Hair Stylist: “Awesome!”
Customer: “I’ll have the soup of the day, no croutons, please.” Waiter: “Excellent!”
Customer: “Would you please add a gingersnap cookie to my order?” Deli clerk: “Perfect!”
It doesn’t frost my butt the way some other verbal tics do, although moiself has the usual complaints re how overusing and/or misapplying words dilutes their significance. But since there isn’t much in my life right now wherein, say, a committee is going to award me certificates for excellence in anything, I’ll gladly sit with the knowledge that the barista apparently considered my pomegranate tea choice to be impeccable.
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Department Of Almost Bought The Book….
A just-released cookbook, that is. Then I read the book author’s introduction ( I’m so glad online booksellers have this option ):
“Let’s get one thing out of the way. I’m not a vegetarian. No, no! Don’t go anywhere. If you’re looking for labels, I can give you a few. I’m Tanya, an editor for Cooking and Foods at the The New York Times. I’m a Leo (Aries rising, Libra moon)….”
Hi Tanya, I’m Robyn, a reader of your The Veggie newsletter. As per your mythological bullshit astrology identity, I’m a Stradivarius whose gorge rises [1] at the mere hint that asentient being with an IQ larger than her bra size would give enough to credence to astrology so as to state her zodiac sign as an identifying characteristic. And my moon is…well, that’s me at the monitor, figuratively mooning your amiable idiocy.
While I was cautiously (as in, with reservations [2] ), looking forward to your book it’s highly unlikely I’m going to spend $ on it now. Instead, let me recommend a good read to you: Carl Sagan‘s The Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark. [3] The entire book is a must-read, but if you’re pressed for time (or just lazy), check the index and read the pages dealing with astrology. Here’s a sneak preview:
“Astronomy is a science—the study of the universe as it is.
Astrology is a pseudoscience—a claim, in the absence of good evidence, that the other planets affect our everyday lives.” ( This quote is from Sagan’s book, Cosmos.
Those that follow are from The Demon-Haunted World )
“[Horoscopes] are consciously designed to be so vague
that they could apply to anybody …”
“Astrologers cannot even agree among themselves what a given horoscope means.” [4]
“Astrology can be tested by the lives of twins. There are many real cases like this: one twin is killed in childhood in, say, a riding accident or struck by lightning, while the other one lives to a prosperous old age. Supposed that had happened to me. My twin and I would have been born in exactly the same place and within minutes of each other, exactly the same planets would be rising at our births. If astrology were valid, how would we have such profoundly different fates?…”
“How could the rising of Mars at the moment of my birth affect me, then or now? I was born in a closed room. Light from Mars couldn’t get in. The only influence of Mars which could affect me was its gravity. But the gravitational pull of the obstetrician was much larger than the gravitational influence of Mars. Mars is a lot more massive, but the obstetrician was much closer.”
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Department Of Editing Mishaps That Make Me Feel Better Sub-Department Of I’ve Never Tried That Recipe Before….
This oopsie is from our CSA’s weekly newsletter, [5] in which the farmers let us know what veggies will be in our weekly portion and share other farm-related news:
The tomatoes made a comeback only to be sprinkled with rain and dew again….
We roasted a good chunk of the peppers which can now be frozen and fucked away for stews and sauces during the winter.
Um…well…ok. Always looking for a way to liven up those stews and sauces.
“Don’t even think about it, lady.”
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Dateline: last Wednesday, circa 1:30p. I did some grocery shopping on my way to pick up our produce share (from the afore-mentioned CSA), and treated moiself to a copy of Cook’s Illustratedmagazine. I do this every once in a while, even though over half of the recipes in the magazine are of little use to me since I don’t eat meat or dairy. It’s the cover illustrations that get me. The magazine’s current (number 202; Sept/Oct) cover makes okra, both whole and sliced, look like exotic flora from another galaxy.
One of my favorite sections in the magazine is Quick Tips, wherein readers send in their innovative and easy ways to perform cooking-related tasks. [6] Examples from the current issue include a home cook who repurposes used plastic gift cards as nonstick dish cleaners (“Gift Card Turned Pan Scrubber”); another who found that a clean fine-mesh laundry bag can be used for squeezing water from thawed frozen veggies (“A Tip for Squeezing Excess Water From Spinach); another who uses a vegetable peel to shave a piece of a celery stock to serve as a tie for a bouquetgarni (“An Edible Substitute for Kitchen Twine”)….
Before heading to the farm I got a lunch at a local café, where I opened the magazine and turned to the Quick Tips section. I tried to explain to the servers why I was chuckling to moiself, after reading a QT with the caption, Keep Burritos Warm.
Keep Burritos Warm.
I guess that’s an issue for some folks, but, really…keep burritos warm.? This may be the first time in my life I have encountered that phrase. Here’s the QT in its entirety:
“Keep Burritos Warm When____ (reader name) wants to take a burrito on the go, she keeps it warm and intact by sliding it into her thermal travel mug. The burrito fits neatly inside for easy carrying, and the insulated walls keep it warm until she is ready to eat.”
Indeed, it is a handy tip, if keeping burritos warm is a concern of yours, But for some reason it struck me as…silly, and profoundly funny. Later that day, when I tried to explain to MH what I found so amusing about that particular QT, it took me several minutes before I could speak without giggling. Finally, I was able to choke out that “…it reminds of Three Word Slogan! Three Word Slogan! What you put on a protest sign and/or chant at a political rally.”
No More Kings! Yes We Can! No Nukes Now! Stop the War! Keep Burritos Warm!
A mere three words brought me to my knees (translation: brought my forehead to the table). And now, how many paragraphs did I just write about a three word caption?
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Department Of Be Careful What You Ask, Even Rhetorically
Writer and commentator Molly Jong-Fast recently published a New York Times Opinion essay ( “I’m Not Going to Lie About My Neck” ) wherein she revealed and defended her decision to undergo plastic surgery shortly after she turned 47.
According to Jong-Fast, her physical appearance is directly tied to her livelihood, and she felt pressured by our youth-obsessed culture [7] to either conform to beauty standards to prolong her career or step back from “the arena” and face her inevitable marginalization. In her essay she rhetorically asked if opting for cosmetic surgery is “cheating” and if it makes her a “bad feminist” by reinforcing patriarchal beauty norms. Then she chickens out advocates for a revised definition of feminism that does not heap “hostility” on those who have plastic surgery and which “respects individual autonomy and survival choices under a male-gaze-oriented culture.”
It was one of the odder versions of “you go girl/whatever makes you feel good about yourself, “ written by a herself *for* herself, that I’ve ever run across. A good portion of the comments to Jong-Fast re the article (sampled below) revealed that many if not most of the article’s readers had similar feelings as moiself:
“Does it make you a bad feminist? Of course it does! We succumb to our own insecurities first, and then the ever-present male gaze, and even fiercer female gaze. As long as we keep succumbing to the cultural expectation of youth, there will be no way out….”
“Curious if you feel similarly about operations/treatments that aren’t as normalized, such as skin bleaching? Colorism is still alive and well in this country, but I very much doubt anyone would attempt to defend such a treatment…”
“It’s not that women who have plastic surgery are cheating. I don’t care what other women do to try to change themselves (though I do feel bad for women who believe that they aren’t good enough as is). The problem is that the more people who do ‘cheat’, the greater the price is for those of us who don’t. The more conformity there is to impossible ideals, the greater the momentum is toward impossible ideals. That harms us all.”
“As the mother of two daughters…I do not want to send them the message that it’s not ok to age because it’s happening to all of us…when I’m 70, I’m not going to fool anyone into thinking I’m 40 – no matter what I do…. I can’t agree with you that your choice was to conform to the standards of beauty or reject them and lose your career. There are examples of women in the public eye who aren’t doing this… At 63, I am still on Zoom calls most days and no, I don’t like the way my neck looks or the wrinkles around my eyes and mouth. But I’m never going to be 43, 33 or 23 again. Instead of trying to be, why not be an example for my daughters so they know aging is natural and ok?”
“Does that make you a bad person or a bad feminist? No. But it is a sad commentary on our culture that women feel that need at all. I hope by the time your daughter reaches your age she feels more confident in the world.”
“It is not ‘hostility.’ That is reframing to tell a narrative. You are buying in, and it is depressing. It is your choice to give your power away to ‘men’ and ‘society’s’ obsession with youth. For what, smoke and mirrors and a media ecosystem that promotes what exactly? Anything positive? Or just more of the same darkness?
*Molly, it doesn’t make you a bad feminist, it makes you a selective one. (and I, Robyn, would add here, and it makes you a cowardly one). Succumbing to the misogyny but cloaking it in professional demands is a cop out. You say that one’s level of perceived attractiveness or unattractiveness drives inequality in the workplace and society, but don’t note that plastic surgery worth tens of thousands of dollars is completely out of reach for the majority of women, driving further inequality.
“If our lives are controlled by a set of traffic signals in the sky, why try to change anything?” ( American scientist, professor, author, science educator Carl Sagan )
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May you read The Demon Haunted World if you haven’t already; May you find a better use for your peppers than f***ing them away; May you remember that you no longer have any excuse *not* to Keep Burritos Warm®; …and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
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[1] Reference for you young’uns unfamiliar with the idiom: One is disgusted or sickened by something. (The “gorge” is the stomach: “I could never be a doctor. Blood, vomit, open wounds—the gorge rises at it.” Definition from The Free dictionary ).
[2] Wondering how many of the recipes I’d actually be interested in, as her newsletter contains many with egg and dairy ingredients (vegetarian, but not entirely plant-based)
[3] Actually, there is nothing about this book that would make me recommend it solely to Tonya; I think *every* person should read it, as a good guide to evaluating evidence, learning skeptical and critical thinking, and thus developing your own “baloney detection kit”.
[4] The book describes examples of scientists testing astrology by, for example, having contradicting horoscopes given to astrology believers and printed in newspapers and testing the believer’s reactions….it’s worth the read just for these entertaining examples of human gullibility.
[6] They receive a complimentary one-year subscription to the magazine for each tip CI decides to publish.
[7] : Jong-Fast is a political commentator who appears frequently on television and digital video screens.
[8] “free-think-er n. A person who forms opinions about religion on the basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or established belief. Freethinkers include atheists, agnostics and rationalists. No one can be a freethinker who demands conformity to a bible, creed, or messiah. To the freethinker, revelation and faith are invalid, and orthodoxy is no guarantee of truth.” Definition courtesy of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ffrf.org
As a longtime reader of (select) advice columns, moiself has come to think that they can open an interesting window into human motivations and behaviors. Over the years I have noticed an irritating pattern to many of the letters sent by advice-seekers: ( trigger alert: massive generalization ahead)
* A man will report his emotions sans even the slightest modicum of introspection
( “Why doesn’t she understand how she’s annoying me?!?!?” );
* A woman will report her emotions and second-guess herself ( she reports an astoundingly annoying thing – a thing that would even piss off Mr. Rogers or the Dali Llama – which was said or done to her, yet asks, “Am I right to be annoyed by ___?” )
“Yes, you can stop second-guessing yourself, sweetie, your boss really is a flaming asshat.”
Aside from the indisputable entertainment value of kitten-bops-enormous-dog’s-nose videos, social media ‘s worth goes up a few notches when you consider how it can be an effective way of transmitting insightful observations and analyses about the politics of personal relationships. One such analysis which I recently came across online (from “The Inner Pattern” ) addressed and partially explained the roots behind the complicated advice-column-letter-dynamic moiself mentions above.
What’s the most damaging thing patriarchy ever pulled off? Convincing everyone that male anger counts as objective reality, but female emotions get filed under subjective instability.
Watch how differently the same emotion gets treated depending on who’s feeling it. He slams a door and it’s “he had a rough day.” She raises her voice once and it’s “she needs to calm down.”
His frustration gets a cause. Hers gets a diagnosis.
We grew up watching men’s reactions get treated as data — something to analyze, respond to, take seriously. Meanwhile women’s reactions got treated as noise — something to soothe, dismiss, or wait out. So, we learned early to run our own feelings through a filter before anyone else even heard them. Is this reasonable enough? Am I being too sensitive? Will this get taken seriously or will it just get me labeled?
That filter isn’t caution. It’s conditioning. It’s decades of being taught that our inner world needs to justify itself before it’s allowed to exist.
Your anger was never irrational. It was just never given the same benefit of the doubt his got by default. (my emphases, FB, first seen by moiself on 9-5-26)
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Department Of There Goes The Neighborhood
Dateline: The morning of August 5; SeaTac airport; Alaska Airline’s first-class lounge; waiting to board our flight to Iceland. Checking out the massive, multi-buffet table breakfast spread set out for the lounge passengers I see that, on the end buffet table, there is a contraption that look like a 3-D printer. This machine is labeled, “pancake printer,” and moiself alerts my family to its presence. None of us actually want a pancake, but we have to see how it works, and so I press its start button.
Five seconds after I start the pancake printer a woman walks past the side of the buffet table and eyes my family with confusion. She is dressed in that casual money style [1] and holds a plate of pastries which looked like they’d have French-sounding names. Meanwhile, my family – MH in his tie-dye tee, son K in his black leather jacket /death metal band shirt, daughter Belle in her in Pacific NW/Columbia lumberjack gear, and me in my CatZilla t-shirt – is crowded around the pancake printer.
I remain standing while the rest of my family bends forward, practically down on their knees, as they watch a blob of (ostensibly) pancake batter make its way down a series of the printer’s criss-crossing cooking treadmills. I make eye contact with the woman, and with widened eyes and a knowing nod of my head, I project (or so I intend) an amiable, joking, yeah right – like we’ve never seen a pancake before vibe. In return, her facial expression and body language…
Oh, how can I put it? So much attitude is succinctly and clearly expressed in the rolling/stink eye stare she flings toward me and mine:
“OMG, who let the Beverly Hillbillies into the first class lounge !?!”
Y’all come back now for the pancake breakfast, y’ hear?
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Department Of Yeah, The Date… September 11 Memories
Twenty-five years ago, since those horrific ( and/yet mesmerizingly cinematic [2] ) terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon. So much has changed in our nation; so much of that change is not for the better, and so much of this not-for-better change has been and is attributed to needing to Get Tough On Terrorism®.
I remember the unscripted eloquence of British PM Tony Blair, who interrupted his planned speech on a domestic issue to express his profound shock and sympathy for the American people and pledge his and his country’s full support for his allies.
I remember the stark contrast of Blair’s heartfelt articulateness with the glassy-eyed, aardvark-caught-in-the-headlights expression of the clearly-not-up-to-the-gravity-of-what-lies-ahead “leader” which was George W. Bush. The only solace I had been able to take from GWB’s mistaken ascendency to the presidency was that, up until 9-11, he had seemed destined to be a one-term president.
“Uh, Dad? Dick Cheney? Somebody, tell me what to do…”
But I’ll let the pundits and historians elaborate on that. After all these years, moiself is more interested in the personal stories – select memories, from those at Ground Zero and those of us across the country and out of the country [3] – of we who were affected by the attacks. It is the stories of our reactions, the memories of that impactful, holy-shit-am-I-watching-a-movie-or-is-this-real ?!?!?! day, which we will impart to our children who were too young to remember (or who were born after) the 9-11 attacks.
Moiself will always know that September 11, 2001 was on a Tuesday, because I was in my home office that morning, getting ready to leave for my Tuesday 7 am book club. I gathered my book club items – coffee mug, [4] purse, jacket, the book the group was currently discussing – and stepped out of the office. Before I could head down the hallway to the garage, I looked up at the sound of MH’s voice.
MH was standing in the upstairs hallway, leading against the stairway railing, a confused look on his face. He said he’d been listening to NPR’s Morning Edition, [5] which had just reported that an airplane had hit one of New York City’s World Trade Center Twin Towers. I replied that I remembered reading, several years ago, that a small/private plane had collided with a large sky scraper in some big city – I found that to be an odd and accident, as you’d think the pilot could see such an enormous building in his path…
MH, still confused, said, no, this was a commercial-sized jet, and the report was that less than a half hour later another jet hit the second tower, and “…what kind of air traffic control mixup or other accident could account for…”
I gasped as I interrupted him: “TWO jets? That’s no accident.”
After listening to a few news reports I grimly drove to book group, which met in the pastor’s office of our local UCC church. [6] Every member of the book group showed up, despite or because of having heard the news. We all had the same feeling: we wanted to be together. I was one of the last to arrive, and made my entrance feelings-first:
“Well, we are ALL FUCKED. This is how wars start.”
I forget the name of the book we were discussing. The leader of the group, the pastor, obviously felt some obligation to try to steer us toward the book, even as she was glassy eyed with shock and worry (her beloved sister-in-law was a flight attendant who often worked the American Airlines route from Boston to LAX) . [7] But (of course) we spent most of the morning discussing the attacks, speculating about all that we knew and did not know, and what might happen in the days to come.
Two weeks later, when details of the terrorist plot were being revealed, the book group again set aside our book for the day and mostly discussed the attacks. One of the group members brought in an article he’d been reading, written by a foreign correspondent who’d been researching the recruiting process for Islamist terrorist groups. The article addressed a seemingly unfathomable question: given the human instinct for preserving one’s own life, how do you recruit young men for a suicide mission? The book club member began reading the article’s list of commonalities found among the terrorist recruits:
“…strong ties to hard-core religious beliefs; weak ties to their own families; political idealism; religious and cultural conservatism – and while not necessarily virgins themselves, the young men were attracted by the enticement that their martyrdom would be a righteous deed which would earn them a shortcut to heaven, where they would enjoy the sexual attentions of 72 dark-eyed virgins….”
I heard my own snorting-with-ridicule interruption as if it were coming from somewhere other than my own mouth:
“Yeah, right – that shows you what kind of mindset fanaticism appeals to. What kind of sexually ignorant, inexperienced idiots want – I mean, seventy-two *virgins*? That’s an enticement? Give them just one middle-aged woman who knows what she’s doing…”
I looked around the circle at my book comrades’ wide-eyed, Is that so? expressions, and thought, maybe middle-aged moiself should have kept that to moiself?
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Department Of Not One Damn Recipe
I recently got a new cookbook, which is one of my favorite things to get. Cookbooks – moiself tends to read livres de cuisine like novels, as in, getting inspiration from more than actually following a recipe step by step. After reading through this new book I found moiself wondering, Why did I order this?
The book’s recipes concentrate on a culture whose cuisine is mostly unfamiliar to me – as do several cookbooks in my collection, so it’s not that. Sourcing many of the key ingredients would be difficult, but…see previous comment. It’s just that there was not one recipe that stood out, not onerecipe that made me think, I’d like to try that, or work up a variant moiself. My get a new one get rid of an old one policy, [8] has kept my cookbook supply steady at seventy-four. And it will remain at 74 as this new book goes into the list of sixty cookbooks I have recycled. [9]
A cigarette pack is one of the few consumer products…that practically insults its own customer. Buy a pack and you are greeted by…blunt declarations that your habit may kill you. Governments force tobacco companies to confess the danger directly on the packaging because the evidence is overwhelming: smoking causes cancer, cardiovascular disease, respiratory illness, and millions of deaths annually….
Yet the satirical image asks a deeply uncomfortable question: if cigarettes require warning labels because they can harm human beings, why do religions—whose histories include crusades, inquisitions, sectarian wars, terrorism, witch hunts, executions for heresy, honor killings, forced conversions, and systematic oppression—escape similar scrutiny?
The meme…exposes an asymmetry in moral outrage. Society treats physical harm as measurable and ideological harm as sacred.
The irony is brutal. A cigarette company cannot advertise without legal constraints, but a preacher can tell children they deserve eternal torture for doubting a doctrine and still be called a moral authority. Tobacco executives are condemned for manipulating fear and addiction, while some religious institutions have built entire civilizations around fear of invisible punishment….
Imagine if holy books carried labels modeled after cigarette warnings:
WARNING: This ideology has been linked to violence, intolerance, and persecution when interpreted literally.
WARNING: Excessive exposure may impair critical thinking and increase susceptibility to authoritarianism.
(from my supply of stickers I carry with me when I travel, in case the hotel room has a Gideon bible or other religious book in the dresser drawer.)
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May you see your emotional reactions as data, not noise; May you practice the get a new one get rid of an old one policy; May you benefit from the experience of even one middle-aged woman who knows what she’s doing; …and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
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[1] Like pornography, I know it when I see it, even if I can’t describe it…and so can you.
[2] I watched footage of the two places crashing into the towers, over and over, in a way trying to convince myself that it was real – it seemed like something out of a movie…but CGI was in its infancy then, and a Hollywood special effects crew couldn’t possibly have pulled off such an epic job.
[4] That was the one day a week that I drank coffee in the morning.
[5] Which was his Monday – Friday morning routine, before he got out of bed and we got our kids breakfast and ready for school.
[6] The church MH and I were members of for years, until we came out of the Happy Heathens® closet.
[7] She had no news about her SIL at that time, but later that day was assured that her SIL was not working that day.
[8] Which I apply to most “things,” from cookbooks to household items to clothing….
[9] As in given away to friends and/or family and/or Goodwill.
[10] “free-think-er n. A person who forms opinions about religion on the basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or established belief. Freethinkers include atheists, agnostics and rationalists. No one can be a freethinker who demands conformity to a bible, creed, or messiah. To the freethinker, revelation and faith are invalid, and orthodoxy is no guarantee of truth.” Definition courtesy of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ffrf.org
…though, damn, I’d seriously consider it if there were a snowball’s chance in Chuck E. Cheese. [1] that one of the countries would want me.
First blog back from vacation. There’ve been four weeks of reruns in this space, and a part of moiself is still on Iceland time – WE WENT TO ICELAND AND SAW THE TOTALITY OF THE SOLAR ECLIPSE AND OTHER COOL THINGS, WOO-HOO!
Confession: we were *IN* the zone of totality, but it was cloudy in the Westfjords region where we were staying (of course it was, after a beautiful/sunny morning) during the early evening hours of the eclipse. So we got the instead ofversion of the event. Even so, what we were able to see was way cool/eerie, in a way that made me think that had we been living centuries ago and had no idea that the eclipse was coming and/or what were the forces behind it, we might have said to ourselves, “Holy solar obscurance, ourselves! The gods must be pissed with us – quick, go find a virgin or six and drop ’em into a volcano….”
What the totality of the eclipse did not look like in the Westfjords, Iceland
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Departments Of Notes From A Civilized Way Of Life
Inspired by this trip, plus our visits to Sweden, Denmark, Norway and Iceland four years ago ( The Vacation Schedule I’m Not Maintaining, 7-1-22), here are some of moiself’s randomly organized observations about Iceland in specific and the Norse countries in general.
* I lost track of how many times, when I was impressed by Icelanders’ friendliness and hospitality and invited them to visit my state, the genteel Icelanders told me they’d love to take me up on my invitation to visit my country…but would only do so when we get “… a new government.”
* Many Icelanders were most eager to enter into a discussion of our federal government’s “leadership crisis” (much more than MH and I were), and they revealed that in many ways they knew a lot more about what was going on in the US than most US citizens.
I got the impression (and was told so directly by several Icelanders) that Americans don’t seem to be aware of how our country’s actions affect the rest of the world. Icelanders do not forget this, and are reminded of it almost daily, especially when our crusty orange Commander-In-Thief confuses their country with Greenland and blames them for our stock market failings.
* Quiet. The quiet. Standing still, I can hear the sound of… quiet? In the Iceland countryside (which is most of Iceland), outside the major city of Reykjavik…but even in parts of their Big City ®, there is less clatter, more quiet.
* All toilets should be European style (dual flush)
* All bedding for couples (queen or king beds) should be like this: ditch the top sheet and instead [2] use two duvets. [3]
* All public toilets/restrooms/WCs should be individual stalls, floor to ceiling walls, with WCs separate from hand-washing area
…preferably unisex but separate gender also okay
* This is the last toilet-related entry, moiself promises. The public bathroom situation in Iceland: at the tourist attractions of the country’s natural wonders (waterfalls; glaciers; waterfalls; geothermal mudpits and geysers, more waterfalls) there is either free parking and pay WCs, or free WCs but you pay for parking. And these WCs are functional, available, and clean.
* Roundabouts please, not stop signs/stoplights.
* Iceland is basically a cashless society (as were Denmark, Sweden and Norway). And speaking of a ___ less society….
* Please oh please oh please can we do whatever it takes to get a tipless society?
Of course people will have to be willing to pay higher prices for higher wages. [4]
Guess what: it seems you don’t have to bribe people to get them to provide competent and friendly service. The traditional venue associated with tipping in the USA, food/restaurant establishments – the service was good to excellent in no-tip Iceland.
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Department Of I Had Good Food While Traveling – And Now This Food For Thought.
Before embarking on our Icelandic adventure moiself had read a piece on travel philosophy or style, if you will. This article from in the Seattle Times will be quite controversial, I’ve no doubt. The author addresses ideas I’ve been struggling with re my own past trips and desire for future travel.
“…For the past decade, the travel industry’s golden rule has been to live like a local: Shun the tourist traps, skip the hotels and embed yourself in residential enclaves to find true authenticity.
I’ve had a front-row seat to this gentrification with a passport…I’m writing this from an Airbnb in Newmarket, a neighborhood in Auckland, New Zealand, and it’s located between a car repair shop and a Chinese grocery store.
Let’s stop this disruptive force…. Experts say it displaces residents, inflates housing costs and ruins the neighborhoods you claim to love. Maybe the most ethical — and enjoyable — way to travel now is to stop pretending you live there and embrace your status as a tourist….
The problem with living like a local is simple math: When everyone does it, no locals are left. Tourists push out the very communities they claim to love….
The cost of this fantasy is real housing. Short-term rentals strip homes from the market.
Jennifer Kaplan, a sustainability strategist, argues you can’t find an authentic experience in a hollowed-out neighborhood….
‘When authenticity becomes commercialized at scale,’ she says, ‘it loses its authenticity by definition.’
Why do we persist? Ego. Thomas Plante, a psychology professor at Santa Clara University, suggests we are driven by ‘virtue signaling and narcissism.’ We want to feel superior to the masses on the tour bus. We want to be travelers, not tourists. But by refusing to visit the places built for us, we destroy the places built for others….
The alternative is the one thing we are trained to avoid: the tourist trap.
Urban planners and sustainable tourism experts argue that designated tourist areas — often derided as “traps” — act as necessary protective barriers for a destination. They concentrate the noise, the trash and the crowds in areas designed to handle them, leaving residential neighborhoods for, you know, the residents….
If you want to avoid gentrification with a passport this summer, you don’t have to give up on culture. You just need to change your approach.
‘Why not act like a tourist *and* a local?’ asks Thomas Swick, author of the memoir Falling into Place. ‘Stay in a hotel, but eat where the locals eat. Visit the sights one day and explore neighborhoods the next. Embracing both identities will result in a broader and richer experience.’
“Only a fool could believe that a god who serenely watched over the slaughter of innocents over and over and over again would answer their prayers about anything.”
( exceprt, Let’s Grow up and Cut the Bullshit: Burying the Lies of the Ancients,” by Jester Crank )
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May you work for the change that will makeall those lovely Icelanders want to visit our country; May you enjoy bed linen and WC modernisms of Scandinavian design; May you ditch the virtue-signaling and travel like a respectful tourist; …and may the hijinks ensue.
Thanks for stopping by. Au Vendredi!
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[1] My version of the hell I don’t believe exists. Chuck EC comes close.
[2] As was the case in *every* hotel/airbandb/inn we stayed in ( in Iceland, and also in the majority of our lodgings during our Scandinavian travels).
[3] Known as “The Scandinavian Sleep” method, couples sleeping in the same bed use two separate duvets rather than sharing a duvet. The separate bedding allows each person to sleep how they want ( e.g., heavier or lighter covering; off or on or partial covering) without disturbing their partner, avoiding the need for two separate beds despite differing sleep habits and preferences.
[4] Higher wages, not to be confused with “a living wage,” which is a phrase bandied about that often has nothing to do with the realities of jobs, as in, traditionally entry level jobs are just that – entry level, meant for training/stepping stones to positions with more difficulty and responsibility. Burger flipping was never intended to be a career that can support a family of four.
[6] “free-think-er n. A person who forms opinions about religion on the basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or established belief. Freethinkers include atheists, agnostics and rationalists. No one can be a freethinker who demands conformity to a bible, creed, or messiah. To the freethinker, revelation and faith are invalid, and orthodoxy is no guarantee of truth.” Definition courtesy of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ffrf.org
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